Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
It's allergy season again?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why do cows go to New York?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?