Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why was the math book sad?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?