What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a pig thief?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?