Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
It never goes over very well.
What game do cows play at parties?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Which insect is the smartest?
How do you organize a space party?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?