What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?