Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What game do bats excel at?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?