Why does Jesus drive so much?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What animal floats best?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
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What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?