How does a cow do math?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why are trees always so positive?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?