How do you get kids to do something?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?