What's the laziest vegetable?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call a rabbit barber?