What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?