What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
The GRAMMYs®.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do naked fish play with?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What does a panda ghost say?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What is the color of the wind?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Where do polar bears vote?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?