What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What is the most attractive fruit?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a short cow?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?