What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
How did the toad die?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?