What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What kind of music do planets like?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call a sad latte?