Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?