What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?