How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
E-rode.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do fish use for glasses?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What should you wear to a tea party?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?