What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why do cats love to work?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?