What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What animal knows kung fu?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?