Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How do you wash a lamb?
What is another term for the price of gas?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the turtle cross the road?