Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?