Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?