What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?