Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What event do spiders love to attend?