Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
They were identical Twix®.
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What makes music in your hair?
What's the friendliest national park?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
How does a barber get to work?