What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
How do you grill cheese?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What famous scientist will try anything?