To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?