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What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
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Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?