What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What snacks always have the best tan?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
The museum curator needed a break.
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Where do hamsters come from?