What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What bird is always sad?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What do elves learn in school?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?