What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
How did groundhogs get their name?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Where do books sleep?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?