Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Did you know about April 1st?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How long will dinner be?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?