What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Which computer won the talent show?