Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do jokesters study in college?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?