What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Sue-nami.
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the fish blush?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
How much does freedom weigh?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?