What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Where does cheese invest its money?