I like telling Dad jokes.
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?