Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?