Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
He just wanted to be a watermelon.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call two birds in love?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What is the definition of Robin?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?