Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What table can you never sit at?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?