Why did the chicken walk across the street?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What animal floats best?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?