What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?