What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
An octa-gone.
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?