What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A new moo-ther.
What's the most masculine animal?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
I broke my finger!
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?