What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Open the door, were you raised in a house?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?