What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Open the door, were you raised in a house?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the tomato turn red?
How can you farm during the winter?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?