What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What food is a man's best friend?
What day is your mom always right?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do bees chew?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?