What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
How do you talk to a giant?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the sickly elevator say?