Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Because it uses a honeycomb!
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?