Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Because it uses a honeycomb!
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?