Which animals make the best football players?
Rams.
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What is the most adorable season?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Where does cheese invest its money?