What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What food is a man's best friend?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where do termites go camping?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Which relative loves rice?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What type of pasta helps you relax?