What should you wear to a tea party?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
How do amoebas make calls?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What says: oom oom oom?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's the politest month?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?