What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?