What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?