Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?