What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do fish do at parades?
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What fish loves to play in a band?
Why was the mime upset?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What birds make average students?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?