OK, that's enough fish puns.
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What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
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What did the antelope husband call his wife?
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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
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What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Where do mermaids see movies?
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What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
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What do you call George Washington's birthday?