Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's the opposite of irony?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why do all the planets get along?