Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Which state has the best streets?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
It's allergy season again?
Why are goats so funny?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?