Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What is a table you can eat?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What type of car do planets buy?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?