Why do cats love to work?
What siblings are always sad?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?