What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the Dorito say to his son?