Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Do you have the best ceiling?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?