Where does food go to take a nap?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What kind of bird can write?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How is cat food sold?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?