What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
The next day, all the chocolate is on sale!
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?