Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What animal loves a baseball game?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why was the musician arrested?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?