A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?