A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
How are mountains able to see?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?