Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?