Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why are all priests fit?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What fish sings the best?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
