Which subject has two parts?
What do cows like to dance to?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's the holiest insect?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?