Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What is the tallest building in the world?