What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Where do polar bears vote?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How is cat food sold?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?