What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's the noisiest food?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?