What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What is the most adorable season?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?