In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?