Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you call a pig thief?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why are all priests fit?