What did the paper say to the pencil?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
How do you measure a millennial?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why are books always so angry?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?