Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What is another name for a cow?
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What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
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What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
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What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
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Why is furniture so generous?
What's a dog's favorite book?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
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What do you call a retired cowboy?
What table can you never sit at?