What do you call a retired cowboy?
De-ranged.
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?